I’ve talked about this book and this trilogy a lot, but what the hell, it’s a new year, so it’s a good time for me to talk about one of my favorite Star Wars novels- #5, according to the Top 10 list I did about a year ago. Continue reading
2012 has come and gone, which means it’s time for The Guru to list off his favorite films of the year and, most importantly, why they’re his favorites.
WARNING: Much blood shall be splattered in this here video.
The Guru just saw the British creature-feature Storage 24 starring Noel Clarke of Doctor Who fame, and here are his SPOILER FREE thoughts!
Drakis has been through a lot in a short amount of time. Despite being a slave, he was a respected warrior with friends and a devoted lover. Then the truth came, and his lover went insane, his home was destroyed, and he was forced to set North, not only to survive, but to fulfill an insane prophecy thrust upon him. As he was herded forward, destined to destroy the evil Rhonas Empire or die at their hands, he faced treachery within the ranks of the dragons that had professed to join his cause. Now, he is weary of battle, having faced the death of his beloved Mala- but the world won’t let him leave. The stakes are his own thousands of followers and the tyranny of the Rhonas Elves- not to mention all of the other characters we’ve followed along the Annals of Drakis. Is Blood of the Emperor a fitting conclusion, and does the time we’ve invested in this series pay off?
The Guru just got done watching the gory remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night and here are his SPOILER FREE thoughts.
The Guru just watched the found footage outbreak film The Bay by the Academy Award winning director Barry Levinson (Rain Man) and here are his SPOILER FREE thoughts.
Sometimes, I just get the urge to look up a random horror movie. This has provided some of the greatest moments in my cinematic life like Haute Tension, and has also provided absolute garbage like Night Shadow. Given my obvious predilections for Science Fiction, more often than not I’ll open up a Sci-Fi horror over another random movie, which led me to this… interesting… piece of work. To this end I give you Dracula 3000. This film (no relation to the better known Dracula 2000) is one of the most ridiculous movies I have ever watched. It starts off innocuous enough, with a salvage team in the year 3000 coming across an apparently abandoned ship transporting what amounts to a mausoleum, but it quickly devolves as Dracula reveals his true ability: to make ridiculous stereotypes into ridiculous stereotype vampires. Continue reading