Top 10: Favorite Movies of 2012

As a critic and film buff, I like getting into the habit of making year end lists, but I usually don’t get to see every movie I want to see by year’s end, mostly due to monetary issues. That’s why I usually make music lists instead; because it doesn’t cost anything and listening to ten three minute songs takes less time than watching ten two hour movies. This year I was able to keep up with some of the big movies of 2012, (but I still had some catching up to do, hence why this list is coming out later than usual) which is lucky for me since this was a really good year for movies. So to celebrate this achievement (and because I wasn’t able to make Ben from Canada’s year end podcast), I’m listing my 10 favorite movies of the year. Continue reading

Horrible Horror: #04 – From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999)

What ho! Horrible Horror finally back after countless setbacks, such as vacations, breaking microphones and generally being busy in the year of 2009! And thus, uncle Esh finally brought to you the review of the most disappointing sequel imaginable to one of the awesomest movies that exist on this planet – name From Dusk till Dawn!

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Terror Obscura- A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

Watch as the Fear Fan takes on A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. Some people say it’s the worst entry in the series, others say it’s the gayest entry in ANY series- no matter how you slice it, this movie has one hell of a reputation. Can the Fear Fan find any redeeming qualities despite the eye blasting assault of naked man butt, killer parakeets, and dance moves that are enough to peel paint? Tune in and find out!

Star Trek (2009)

Read this long last review, originally posted alongside Sith Jammies’ review of the same film in 2009, that we forgot existed for over a year! Continue reading

Harpoon: Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre (2009)

An Icelandic whale watching expedition taking a hodge podge of tourists takes a turn for the worse when their captain finds his unexpected demise. In their panic, the tourists try and seek help from local fisherman, only to find that these are not the most savory people to find in the open seas.

Like most news I find in the horror genre, I found this movie through the forums over at Going off of what I saw in the trailer it looked like your everyday slasher flick, and by the end of the film, I left with the same feeling, so it was not a big surprise to me. Continue reading

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

In one of the most iconic films of the early 80s, Harrison Ford defies death, the Third Reich and, most importantly, the Star Wars curse as he battles to obtain one of the most sacred artifacts of the Western World. Continue reading

Funny Games (US, 2007)

A small family of three, go on a getaway trip to their cottage when a duo of seemingly insane young men abduct the family in their own house, to play some games.

I had seen the commercials for this movie a while back, and thought it looked fairly interesting (even a bit comedic), but did not look much further into it. A little while back I wanted to give it a view, but it was not until the 24th of May 2008 that I decided to finally obtain this movie; and see how well it would stack up to the image I had of it in my head. Continue reading

100 Reviews: Finale and 4th Anniversary Special!

I’ve been giving you a lot of lists of reviews lately.  Here I take the last half of 2010 and roll it into one: including a review that was supposed to be released in 2010, and never was. Continue reading

Doghouse (2009)

After Vince, a “tamed” man, begins to go through a rough divorce, his friends feel that it is their duty to put their own relationships on the line in order to help cheer him up. How might they do this? By taking him to a small village called Moodley just past London. The only problem being that when this rag-tag group of guys finally make their way to Moodley it is found virtually abandoned… until a more closer inspection is taken. Continue reading

Animation For Adults: Persepolis

Welcome to Animation for Adults, proving that Cartoons ain’t just Kid’s Stuff. Today’s review is on the critically acclaimed French modern classic, Persepolis. Persepolis was created in 2007, is based on the autobiographical graphic novel of the same name by Marjane Satrapi, written and directed by Satrapi and Vincent Parranoud, and features the voice talent of Chiara Mastroianni, Catherine Devenue, Gena Rowlands, Sean Penn and Iggy Pop. Continue reading

100 Reviews, 1-20

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My 100th review is on delay until some software issues are worked out and we can release it in the same quality it was originally planned.  In the mean time, I do have 100 review some of you may not have read. Continue reading